Burj al Arab from wild wadi

It is as good in real life

Jumeria beach hotel Dubai

Mr Alan doing shisha

Mmmmm strawberry dope!

Brunch at the Shang ri la.

Oysters, prawns, caviar for starters.

We may have to stay a while.

BMW customer service

Mr Harvey got a screw in his tyre. We were in the area so we thought we would pop in and get it changed.


2 hours later and they did it, let's say that they don't rush about over here.

It is nice and clean (mind you I would have expected a gold plated one for nearly 500 quid)..

Ben and Sam in Harveys 335

Its quicker than it looks

Small Hummer

You could have a party in this one

Testarossa

Mmmmm red

McLaren 722

Mmmmm silver

Been car shopping

Mmmmm yellow

No picture - no beer - no pool - no bed.

We went to Mr Harveys for pool and beer night. I'm glad I'm crap at pool as you can't be brilliant at everything (like I am emptying bottles of bud).

I think we are going to have a play in Mr Harveys BMW 335i today (with the top down of course)!!!

Small bowling alley

Mmm right up my alley - this place is masssssiiiiiiiihoooosave.

This morning. Grand Mosque

It was massive!!!!!

Ben and a penguin (shaz the ninja)

Mr Alan has cooked a curry....

Mmmm full of spicy goodness....

Its getting a little warmer now

Its still only february!!!

The Grand Mosque

Without penguins or ninjas

More ninjas

Does my bum look big in this???

No

Ninjas or penguins

At the grand mosque

We are going to the Grand Mosque.

The ladies will have to dress up as penguins, pictures to follow.

Sam next to the worlds biggest TV

103 inches - it's chuffing maaaoooosssive and only £25,000

It makes Sam looks small and he's 6 feet 2 inches.

Tonight I am going to check the spelling of this burger joint. Rudd what?????

They even had beef bacon and non alcoholic lager, my body got excited then confused (is it beer and bacon or not?)...

Sams birthday

We are in Fuddruckers.

Shave and haircut sir.

I have just had a cut-throat shave and face massage. Half an hours worth for 7 quid! Large bargain....

Happy birthday sammy

Happy birthday big lad!!!

Skinny legs in his big 4x4

Mr Paul driving.

We have been out on the boat...